None of This is Real (Salty)

None of this is real.
And honestly? That’s the vibe.

This chunky sterling silver signet ring captures the strange, dissociative humor of modern life. Whether you’re doomscrolling, spiraling, or just floating through the simulation—we get it. And now, you’ve got the ring for it.

• Crafted in solid sterling silver

• Antiqued finish for a bold, legible inscription

• A perfect accessory for existential dread (or just vibing)

This design is discontinued and will not be restocked. All sales are final.