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Satire, sarcasm, and general smart assery. Jewelry with some humor.

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Dickmatized Diamond StudPenis diamond earrings
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Dickmatized Diamond Stud Sale priceFrom $530.00
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What fresh hell is this?What Fresh Hell Is This?(Salty) - Ilah Cibis Jewelry-Rings
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What Fresh Hell Is This?(Salty) Sale price$149.00 Regular price$199.00
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silver wanna? ringTwo fingers, ring finger wearing 2 rings - first (top) 14 Karat white gold ring with text that reads "f*** you", second (bottom) 14 k white gold ring with text that reads "pay me". Pinky finger wearing a 14 karat yellow gold ring with text that reads "wanna?"
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wanna? Sale price$29.00 Regular price$89.00
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drinking ringparty jewelry
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Shots? Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00
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silver pendantsilver word necklace
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Science Saves Sale price$29.00 Regular price$45.00
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petty stacking ringrings with attitude
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petty Sale priceFrom $29.00 Regular price$89.00
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Back angle of round sterling silver pendant that reads text "growth is sexy"a round silver charm with a silver bail decorated with an 8 pointed star surrounded by circular beads, on a sterling silver cable chain
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Growth is sexy Sale price$29.00 Regular price$45.00
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funny ringstacking ring
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doody salad Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00
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kink friendly jewelrydaddy
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daddy Sale priceFrom $49.00 Regular price$99.00
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bad girl sterling ringbad girl
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bad girl Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00
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fuck aroundfuck around live
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Wide Fuck Around Sale price$59.00 Regular price$95.00
Mended HeartMended Heart
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Mended Heart Sale price$99.00
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kink jewelryTalk Dirty to Me
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Talk Dirty to Me Sale price$29.00 Regular price$45.00
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party jewelryparty? - Ilah Cibis Jewelry-Rings
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party? Sale price$29.00 Regular price$89.00
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None of this is real signetNone of This is Real (Salty) - Ilah Cibis Jewelry-Rings
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None of This is Real (Salty) Sale price$149.00 Regular price$199.00
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go awaygo away
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go away Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00
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bold ringsilver stacking ring
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f*ck around Sale priceFrom $29.00 Regular price$89.00
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silver pendantword jewelry
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Don't comment on other people's bodies Sale price$29.00 Regular price$45.00
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sterling silver ringBad Bitch Magic
Ilah Cibis Jewelry
Bad Bitch Magic Sale price$149.00 Regular price$199.00
Make You Own Luck CuffMake You Own Luck Cuff
Ilah Cibis Jewelry
Make You Own Luck Cuff Sale price$1,199.00
silver poison ringTrust Issues - Ilah Cibis Jewelry-Rings
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Trust Issues Sale price$199.00
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working jewelrygag gifts
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part time Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00
live your best life ringDrugs Please - Ilah Cibis Jewelry-Rings
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Live your best life Sale price$199.00
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working punsilver word ring
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full time Sale price$19.00 Regular price$89.00

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