What Fresh Hell Is This?(Salty)

What fresh hell is this? Probably your inbox. Or brunch. Or Monday.

This chunky sterling silver signet ring is the perfect expression of existential dread—served with style. Whether you're channeling Dorothy Parker or just surviving the group chat, this ring says what you're thinking so you don’t have to.

• Bold, weighty design in solid sterling silver

• Antiqued finish for high-contrast lettering

• A dramatic statement with zero subtlety

This design is discontinued and will not be restocked. All sales are final.